Top 10 List: Church Bulletin Misprints… Or Were They?

  1. Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.
  2. Thursday night—Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
  6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  7. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
  8. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
  9. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
  10. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.